(Sure, you might be a fan of SUCH SUPERSTARS...as Marissa...but why? I mean...as a World Champion, she just left a bad taste in the mouths of wrestling fans. There is really only ONE name to see Tuesday night. So get your tickets for Turmoil...just so you can get a glimpse of a LIVING legend! You might just learn something.)

(Well anyway, let's get down to business. The scene opens on a LOVELY Wednesday morning in Miami, Florida. This is about the time during the day that the temperature has not yet going over 90 degrees, but it is just right. At this time of the day, one can picture an old lady in a hat and a white blouse watering her daises, while staring into the picturesque view that is the morning sky. Here in the Sunshine state, it is TRULY a great sight.)

(Scratch all that. For today, is a day of work. The camera catches a glimpse of Kyle Turner, UWF official reporter doing his job today. It's so darn early, but Kyle has been sent on a mission. Who knows who sent him, back Kyle can be seen standing outside the grounds of some LARGE house. Dollar signs can be seen carved into the hedges, with a HUGE steel gate, with a golden sign in the middle. The words "Home of Mike Shiekman" can be seen. Kyle Turner talks.)

Kyle Turner: Welcome wrestling fans. I am here in Miami, Florida for an EXCLUSIVE interview with the UWF Legend, Mike “Shiekdaddie” Shiekman. Mr. Shiekman has been on a hot streak lately, and my job today will be to find out what is tickin' in that head of his. Now, I just have to find a way in here. We'll be back, after these messages.

(It seems like this is a live part of some broadcast, but I couldn't tell you which one. With the show on break, Kyle Turner proceeds to get access inside the grounds. He and his cameraman walk through the grounds, passing by a silver statue of the Shiekdaddie? Kyle Turner asks himself about the statue, but walks by, blowing it off. After what seems like forever, Kyle Turner 's cameraman talks right before they make it to the door.)

Cameraman: Yo, Mr. Kyle Turner. We have a minute to go before we have to get back to the show. Can we hurry it up?

(Kyle Turner puts his finger to his lip, as if to say "be quiet". Obviously, the man is making too much noice. Kyle Turner responds, whispering.)

Just be patient. We aren't paying you by the hour, so you should be grateful I took you on this trip. You are lucky I bought your coffee this morning!

Yeah, well what about my Sausage Biscuit? I'm not a millionaire, ya know?

Listen, kid, just watch how you talk to me. We can replace you just like that. And trust me...I've had to do it before. I'm going to knock on the door and see if anyone is home. Now, just film what I tell you to film, and don't give me no lip!

(The cameraman seems a bit down, but gets back to his job. Kyle Turner knocks on the door, and waits a few seconds. It seems like an eternity before the door opens, and a beautiful woman can be seen. She is wearing hardly anything, but a long pink robe, because it's obviously morning. She squints her eyes, as they adjust to the sun to see who is there, and talks.)

Woman: Who...what's going on here? Who the hell are you?

(Kyle Turner points to the cameraman to start rolling, and then he talks to the lady.)

We are back, fans! Maam, my name is Kyle Turner n, and...

(The woman opens her eyes, obviously adjusted, she talks.)

OH yeah...you're that reporter guy from that place my boyfriend wrestles. That was pretty funny when he took you and held you hostage for that road trip a few months back. What can I do for you, baby?

(Kyle Turner obviously didn't wanna remember that. He talks.)

Uh, yeah...well anyway. Today, I'm here in Miami looking for an interview. Is your boyfriend home?

(The woman looks at him like he's crazy. Obviously, he doesn't realize the most obvious thing...)

Yeah, he's home...but have you any idea what time it is? Hell, we just got home four hours ago. You think a human being an function on four hours of sleep?

(Kyle Turner is a bit flabbergasted at what she is saying...but he continues anyway.)

Well, I realize it is early, but this seems like a great opportunity to talk with the self proclaimed ‘#1 contender.’ Please, I really need to talk to him.

(The woman seems annoyed with Kyle Turner already. You can see it by her stance.)

Can't you let him get up, first? He's still trying to recuperate from last night and you people...you just piss me off. Look! You can come in, but if he beats the hell out of you, don't come crying to me. I'll get him some coffee.

(Kyle Turner thanks the woman graciously, and walks his way in. The woman, who by now you should know is Mike’s one-nighter, points the way for Kyle Turner. Kyle Turner motions for his cameraman to follow him, so he can tape every movement. The two men walk down a long, wide hallway, with pictures of the Shiekdaddie and his family plastering the wall all over. A replica of the first championship belt he ever won, the EWE Intercontinental Championship is next to a picture of hisIC and Hardcore Title wins in the UWF. Kyle Turner seems to be walking around, like a chicken with his head cut off. He sees an opening, and assumes it is the bedroom. Kyle Turner walks in, to make sure, and when it is to confirmed he motions for him to come in. Kyle then whispers.)

Well, here we are. The bedroom of Mike Shiekman. I just wonder if he has any idea we are here. Regardless, this should be good. Here we go.

(Kyle Turner walks up to the bed, and he can see Mike. "The Shiekdaddie" has a scraggly look, obviously not shaving since he came in. His hair is really messed up, and he has a smile on his face. I wonder what kind of dream is having. That of course, is for another day. The camera gets a great view of Mike, who also seems to be wearing some red silk pajamas, with his arm sticking out. Kyle Turner talks.)

Well, here we are. Here is your...WAIT! WHAT ARE YOU...

(Mike has awaken. He realizes someone is there, and he grabs them by the collar, mostly out of instinct, and throws him out of the door. His strength is amazing. Unfortunately, it was Kyle Turner. Kyle Turner and the cameraman lie there, MOSTLY SHOCKED. Mike comes bursting out the room, with a look of shock on his face. Mike looks down, and sees Kyle Turner. He talks.)

The Shiekdaddie: What the hell? What were you doing in my room, Turner? WHY ARE YOU HERE THIS EARLY!?

(At this point, Mike’s girl comes walking down the hall, with his coffee, and she speaks to answer Mike's question.)

Well honey, he just wants an interview. I told him to watch himself, but I guess he didn't care what happened. You want your coffee? I put two sugars in it.

(Mike stands there in his pajamas, still trying to figure out what is going on. He realizes exactly what is going on, and talks.)

Yeah, in the study. And get his sorry carcass in there too. I'm going wash up. Oh, and put some cream in that coffee too, just for the hell of it.

TEN MINUTES LATER...

(Mike comes walking out the bathroom, good as new. He still has the robe on, but his hair is a big more human now, and his eyes actually look like they weren't stepped on by an elephant. Kyle Turner and his cameraman have been sittin' in the study, just admiring everything. Kyle Turner is still stunned about what happened...but it doesn't really faze him. Mike walks through the doors of the study, and sits down in the chair across from Kyle Turner. Mike takes a sip of his coffee, and talks.)

So, Kyle Turner. To what do I owe this RUDE awakening of yours.

(Kyle Turner has a little smirk on his face from that question, but he answers Mike.)

Well, I just want to get an interview with you. A lot has happened lately in your life, and I just want to get your thoughts on the recent events in UWF.

(Mike smiles as he hears this.)

The Shiekdaddie: Events? What events? The only event that matters is me being in UWF. No one else matters, but you knew that already. Sure, I guess you think UWF is back on top because of Marissa defending the title, but without The Shiekdaddie at the top of the mountain, the organization is still second rate. Obviously, those fools that run the show are finally coming around in realizing who can change all that.

(Mike talks, as the cameraman tapes everything both men are saying.)

Well Mike...

(Mike puts down his coffee cup, and talks...correcting Kyle.)

HOLD ON, Kyle. Don't make that mistake. It's "The Shiekdaddie" to you. Only my friends call me Mike, and my enemies call me sir. However, you are neither. Sure, it might've been fun kicking your butt...but I needed to release my anger. I could've just left you alone.

(Kyle Turner seems a bit disturbed about him bringing up the whole backstage incident. Kyle talks.)

Well, "Shiekdaddie", there have been other things of importance lately, such as Matt Ward leaving the UWF after arguments and disputes between him and President Glenn, your thoughts?

(Mike smirks as he hears that.)

Oh yeah. You damn right it has. He goes around telling people he is a superstar, he is amazing. But when the Shiekdaddie comes to town, he goes into his little cocoon with his friend Titan and they run away.They tell nursery rhymes when I’m beating other wrestlers and now on the way to winning the World Championship. It’s kind of weird, it seemed that he would step up to his biggest challenge yet and LiveStrong, but I guess not. Matt Ward proved to me what I already knew...that he couldn't last when it came to wrestling the big boys. It was a pleasure to watch that.

As for Stanton. The kid is scared. He was taken for all he was worth last week at Shockwave, and if he gets past his first easy match, he’ll eventually will have to face the Shiekdaddie, and now he doesn't know what to do. He'll probably take Matt’s old hiding cave, but there's no need to be in shame. It's not like he will be first to fall prey to THE SHIEKDADDIE TWICE! Ricky needs to realize that I am no one to fool around with. If that kid goes into this match taking me lightly, he'll find that it will be the LAST THING he does. I just hope he gives me something to work for when we meet again, cause I’m putting my money on it, we’ll face off. I've been bored lately, with Ward. I mean, I need some work out there. I normally like to earn my money, but with these matches, I'm lucky I'm getting minimum wage out of them.

(Kyle Turner goes on, and asks him another question.)

You seem very confident when it comes to your opponents this week.

They don’t bother me one bit, cause all but one hasn’t spoken...it's funny how these guys all put out debut promos, talking trash and all until I show up, and I will take their dignities...just because I can. Let's get off those guys, I'm pretty sleepy here, and let's talk about something that might actually hold my interest for longer than five seconds.

(Kyle Turner obliges, and goes to another question. During this time, a housekeeper brings Mike’s coffee. She lays it next to Mike, who picks it up, and places it over his shoulder. Kyle Turner looks at the belt as he talks.)

What do you have to say to all the viewers out there who don’t think you are a deserving champion?

Now when people want to watch a TRUE CHAMPION in action, they can set their VCRs for a certain time slot. The rest of the show is really useless, because all the ratings come in that one point. With myself as World Champion, the people will get what they've deserved all along. Not some cock and bull champion, who brings a bad name to the company. When you consider that Marissa and Khristian Call were the two previous champions, it was time for someone worth ANYTHING to bring this title where it belongs.

(This comments provokes Kyle Turner to go on and get Mike to elaborate.)

Where does it belong, Shiekdaddie?

(Mike hits his shoulder. He then responds.)

Where do you think? In the spotlight. Where people can actually appreciate the thing like everyone doesn’t do for Marissa. This won't be a one or two-week reign like SOME of those champions, I will bring dignity...or make dignity for a championship. You know everything I touch turns to gold, and this championship will actually be worth something while I'm the owner of it.

(Kyle Turner then turns his attention to another topic at hand. He then talks.)

Well Shiekdaddie, we'll be back after these messages. Today, Meet the Superstars is being brought to you by, Degree. And by, McDonalds.

(Mike seems a bit annoyed at the commercial break, and talks.)

You mean this crap is live? Turner, you are really going to pay for this. You have ANY IDEA how good I was sleeping? A man can only take so much. Who put you up to this?

Well, actually I've been struggling for a story lately. The guys at UWF don't call me too often anymore. True be told, my job is on the line. And I just needed a story.

(Mike takes a sip of his coffee and talks.)

Hell man, people need to sleep. Didn't my girl tell you we got back at 4 A.M.? You think I can just walk into a machine and wake up. You could've called!

Well, we are coming back.

(The show comes back from commercial break. Kyle Turner looks into the camera and talks.)

Well, we are back. Once again, we are here at the home of the Shiekdaddie, Mike Shiekman. I've have been talking with one of the favored #1 contenders about events in UWF, and he's had some very candid things to say about certain UWF superstars. Well "Shiekdaddie", let's get back where we were. …Mike, tell your opponents what is gonna be different about this match than others that these guys have had in the past…

(Mike responds.)

The Shiekdaddie: Come on, Turner! You actually think these guys want to step in that ring with me? Sure, they’re all worthy, I haven’t faced any of them, but do you think they expects anything different than a Shiekdaddie win? UNLESS THEY’RE OUT OF THEIR MIND. Lets go to the facts, I’m off a weeks rest, 3-0 in non-team competition since my return, and I’m seeking revenge…WHAT COULD BE BETTER! You see, it makes me laugh every time I see the UWF staff put these guys in high profile action. They give shots, and they give shots...but they give them to the wrong people. Hey, if it was up to me, my three opponents would only be able to view the World title through a glass window at the UWF Headquarters.

So you really don't believe these guys stand much of chance against you in that ring Tuesday night?

(Mike looks at like the answer is obvious, then he continues.)

HAHAHA! Was that actually a serious question? What makes these guys any different than anybody else? Have they proven that I should actually give him a bit of respect? The only guy I’ve seen in action is Sidewinder, who blows every shot he receives. The only way any of these guys stands ANY chance is if someone beats the hell out of me, and runs me over with a truck. Well, then again, maybe not. He'd still have to figure out how to pin me...and since he seems a bit wrestling-challenged, I doubt he'd be able to do that.

Well Shiekdaddie, I guess that will do it. Thank you for your time, UWF is very grateful.

(Kyle stands up to shake Mike’s hand and Mike stands up to meet him. As the two shake hands, Mike's smile turns to anger.)

Yeah, whatever! NOW...

(Mike grabs Kyle by the chest, and drags him all the way to the side door of the mansion. The cameraman is taping the whole thing, hoping to get something good. Mike pulls Turner to the door, and kicks it open. He looks at Kyle and yells.)

GET OUT OF MY HOUSE!

(Mike throws Kyle Turner out, and then looks at the cameraman, takes his camera and smashes it on the floor. The cameraman has tears in his eyes, but Mike just does not care. He tosses him out the door, and closes it quickly. Outside, Kyle and the cameraman talk.)

Man, it looks like we lost all that good footage! Why did you let him break the camera? YOU FOOL?

Cameraman: He didn't break s***...I took the tape out. I was expecting something. Let's just get out of here...this place is starting to weird me out.

(Both Kyle Turner and the cameraman get up, dust themselves off, and walk toward the van. The leave, with a bit of disdain, but they got their piece. I hope they got a good piece, because those losers woke up a legend, they are lucky that all they got was gettin' thrown out. The scene ends with Kyle and the cameraman gettin' in the van and driving away.)

(I wonder why Kyle Turner felt it was necessary to get up that early and get inside. Who knows? Anyway, tune in next time, with more antics from Mike Shiekman and his gang. Have a Shiekdaddie day!)